Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A New Disease!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:

Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.
Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.
Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements".
"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).

"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

6 comments:

Sharil said...
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Sharil said...

I have that disease!!! Hahaha.. My heart sank when I first read the title!!! You very funny Jilly :)

the 4 D's said...
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the 4 D's said...

Yep Only You Jill .......haha

PattiKnowles said...

I have been exposed and I know Kelly B has it for sure, and I think Yvonne has been exposed also. Not looking for a cure, just a weekly fix.

Found art blog said...

Hee hee!! I think there's quite a few people with that!