Hitching a ride on Jill's shoulder, he headed out of the hotel...
"Excuse me sir, have you seen the Queen?" "Hello, did you hear me? Why won't you answer?"
Maybe these horses will help me...
"Ah...I guess not..."
"Maybe I would have better luck asking at Parliment, maybe she is working today?"
"Excuse me, are you going to be riding out with the Queen and hounds today?" Hello, you there, down here!"
"Perhaps she is at Whitehall Palace..."
"Maybe Jill or Sally will ask this nice guard for me..."
"Or this guy looks even better..."
"Oh Bloody Bullocks, I landed in horse pee!
"Sally gives me the old boot...How embarrassing"
"Oh, God Save the Queen!"
Finally at Buckingham Palace..."And the Queen is in residence!"
"I guess I will just have to sit and wait... Mum, are you in there?"
Later, having a good cry on Jill's shoulder... "Is it too much to ask to have tea with the Queen? "
and turned me out in this beautiful English garden. This is better than tea anyday!"
"I didn't get to see the Queen after all, but I did see alot of London. Now, it's off to Birmingham and the big Autographica. No doubt there will be tons of fans waiting to get my autograph. If only that guy in the cowboy hat will stay away... "